Hip-hop’s biggest bawse let’s it all hang out for VIBE’s Sexy issue! Check out an excerpt from his x-rated cover story where The Breakfast Club’s sassy host Angela Yee gets Rick Ross, Wale, Meek Mill and Pill to talk candidly and crassly about all things sex.
YOU DON’T REALIZE how colossal Rick Ross is until he removes his white Tee. It’s startling. Six feet of portly tattooed excess, his drooping pecs flexing as he hulks through the Danish contemporary SoHo furniture store BoConcept. Rozay is shooting his first solo VIBE cover—the sexy issue, no less—and a memo from Captain Conspicuous reads that Ross is not the conventional poster child for the cause. He doesn’t sing bra-popping hooks like Trey Songz or lyrically pander and pucker to women like Drake. But the Miami native wears a quiet confidence that shouts at anyone within earshot, seemingly lessons from the Christopher Wallace school of swag (or “schwaag,” as Ross articulates).
The man born William Leonard Roberts II, who’s quietly evolved into a rap heavyweight since his 2006 debut, Port of Miami, is not alone. As he grips his tangle of black diamond speckled chains, each shimmering with every camera flash, D.C. wordsmith Wale, Atlanta trapper Pill and Philly rap rookie Meek Mill shoot the shit while reclining on showroom couches. The three NahRight.com regulars are Ross’ newest recruits to his Maybach Music Group squadron, draft picks that mirror Lil Wayne, Kanye West and Eminem’s recent team building. Ross already has high expectations for his first compilation album, Self-Made, Vol. 1: “Timeless music… We gon’ shock a lot of motherfuckers.”
Yet tonight, radio personality Angela Yee, of New York’s Power 105.1, intends to do all the shocking. With a hat tip to Bobbito Garcia and his celebrated VIBE column (“Soundcheck”), Yee loads up her iPod with love songs to create a playlist for a raunchy after-hours convo with Team Maybach. The sounds of love lead to talk of cheating, going downtown, and the infamous gold digger “leg lock” maneuver.
Angela Yee: Have you ever messed with a girl that you were embarrassed about and you hoped no one finds out?
Wale: When I was younger. Seeing them in the club the next time like, Damn, if I could see me from last week I’d beat the shit out of me. I’d put a roofie in my own joint so I don’t end up talking to this chick.
Meek Mill: Like 3:30 in the morning, not having a girl. It be like that sometimes. I fuck a lot of bad women, don’t get it twisted. I got a thick one, a little husky… I got that one and she’s always around. And people found out I hit it—
Mill: She ain’t fat. She’s thick. She’s like 25 percent over the line.
Pill: She had a few too many goddamn double cheeseburgers.
What about you, Ross?
Ross: I be sliding through the ‘hood, I can’t lie. I love extravagant exotic women, but I come from the ‘hood at the same time. So if I’m in my Chevy riding through the ‘hood and you see one of those ghetto girls in a hot pink shirt, you’re just like ‘Hey, put your number in this.’ I’m still in touch with the ‘hood like that.
You’re giving back to the community.
Ross: I still give back. I can’t even front.
Pill, I’ve seen you with some crackheads.
Mill: Pill is a ‘hood nigga, for real. He doesn’t give a fuck.
Pill: On some real shit, I’ve had some that didn’t look all that right. I play like I ain’t know it that day in the club because—
Ross: You can’t act like you don’t know it.
Wale: That’s what makes them go crazy.
Pill: I ain’t gon’ lie, one of my worse experiences was waking up in the morning years ago and I looked over to my left and said, “Aww, man, what the fuck were you doing, dog?”
Ross: I can’t sleep the whole night with a chick. Before sunrise, shorty, you got to go.
Pill: Obviously, I was too fucked up in the first place to have you in my bed and in my house if you’re looking that bad. So I went to sleep and when I got up, I’m asking you, “What went down? Did I really just…”
Ross: You done ate the pussy.
Want to read more of Maybach and Angela Yee’s NSFW convo? Get your fill on newsstands June 7.