Do I suck dick? Yea. Do I enjoy it? Absolutely not! Giving head is just not my thing. Nothing about it turns me on… Do I pretend it does to him? Yea *yawns*… But the whole time I’m doing it, I’m just hoping he’s done before I’m done *yawns* because he is going to be mighty mad once my “dick sucking” timer is up.

Until this day, I don’t know if I’m good or bad at it… Because I usually get stopped in under 5 minutes which is FINE by me… Either they cum, or they say “I want that pussy now”… Cool… But let’s go from start to finish of WHY this is just not for me.

The position is a complicated decision for me… Should he be standing, sitting or laying? Should I be in between his legs, on the side of his legs, hanging from the ceiling? Should I be naked or clothed? Shoes or no shoes? UGH, I’m annoyed already.

Being clothed is whack because then when you want to stop, you still have to take your clothes off after. Then what if he stops you while you’re doing that and says he doesn’t want to fuck? Then you’re going to feel stupid as shit. At least naked you can just hop on the dick so fast; he won’t know what hit him. But then naked you still have to be artistic with your body positions: arch your back, prop up your ass, and suck your stomach in! *UGGGHHH* But sucking in your stomach got you holding your breath. But how are you supposed to hold your breathe while sucking dick? You got other shit to worry about in your mouth.

Now, where are my eyes supposed to be? Looking at him? These dumb ass pubes? Closed? But looking at him is fucking with me because I can’t read his reaction with his eyes closed! Is he picturing a prettier, sexier, younger bitch? Or is he trying to be considerate of me feeling uneasy? Or is he just enjoying it?

If he isn’t shaved, I’m pissed. I’m thinking, “This man didn’t get the damn memo YET? But If he is shaved, I’m thinking, “another bitch told him to, I know it”… Even though NOTHING is worse than having to stop and find that ONE straggly hair on your tongue that’s annoying the fuck outta you while you’re trying to get this dick to cum. GRRRRRR

So now my mouth is on it…it has only been 29 seconds and my knees are hurting… I’m holding it with one hand for now and I want to make it wetter but I HATE saliva, especially the smell on my hands. Spitting on the dick is stupid to me. So I’m jerking and sucking, consciously trying to keep my teeth covered because I scraped a few dudes before. Yikes. My mouth is very shallow so I’m only on about 3/8 of the dick… My hand is consuming the other 5/8 of it and my lips are meeting my hand on each jerk… BUT NOW he got his hand on my head trying to push more dick in my mouth…. Wait. You don’t touch a black girl’s hair. Now he pissed me off. So I move his hand because. I’m not walking outside looking crazy.

So now I go down to the balls. Depending on the dude they’re either BIG and tight or saggy and small. I like the saggy ones because they’re easier to maneuver in your mouth. They kind of run from you when you’re trying to get them in it at first. But whatever! One ball in my mouth at a time and lightly suck on it, all while still jerking the dick… He actually just got even harder and just said, “Hmmm damn baby, oh shit”. Ok so he likes this. Aight cool, so he going to cum soon. We might only be at 3.5 minutes right now but in “dick sucking” minutes it feels like 15. So I go back up to the dick, I’m sucking the shaft sideways on the back where that brollic “tube” like thingy is inside his dick. He moaned again… Oh, he likes that too. *Mental note”…

So now he is into it. Dick is back in my mouth, and he is semi grinding. Looks a little gay but I’ll let him slide right now because it’s just us. But now he’s talking. “You love this dick?” *shakes head yes and moans mmm hmm* “You miss this dick?” *shakes head again and moans mmm hmm*… But now that vibration from the *mmm hmm* got him hype and he likes that. So now he is asking me more dumb ass questions! *Eye roll* Now he advanced on to wanting me to talk dirty to him. “Tell daddy you love this dick”… “You want me to cum? Tell daddy you want me cum” “You want that cum in your mouth? You going to swallow it for Daddy? Tell me you gonna swallow it for Daddy.” *Wait, how the FUCK am I supposed to say all that shit with a dick in my mouth? * That shit doesn’t sound sexy with a dick in your mouth. It sounds like “dhghdvfklvrvhdxtywfhus”

So I take the dick out and say, “I love this dick daddy.”

So now I’m sucking HARD, jerking fast with a rhythm, alternating between the balls, shaft and head. I’m cuffing the balls when I’m on the head…jerking the head when I’m on the balls. I’m using two hands here and there but that smell of saliva is pissing me off. Its like washing my hands in spit, YUCK. NOW he just asked me if I love sucking his dick… HELL NO. But I say YES.

My knees are really hurting now and he wants me to play with my pussy… Wait… *You’re really asking for a lot man*… I’m not trying be here all damn day because now you’re not going to want to cum until you know I’m cumming. I don’t want to make myself cum. That’s for YOU to do because for all of that I could of fucking masturbated and called it a day without having to suck any dick.

So, I pretend like I’m doing it for a second, then I go back to using two hands on him trying speed this mission up. I’m moaning, sucking HARDER, pissed because I know the imprint of my teeth about to be in my gums but I really want him to cum and the pressure is about to make him bust. So at this point I have to make him think I want this dick juice… So I say “I want that cum, give it to me.” He gets hype because he thinks I’m going to swallow. He asks am I going to swallow. I shake my head, yes! I’m lying though. I REALLY don’t want it in my mouth because it’s hard getting the taste out my tongue. The shit smells like “Clorox clean up” and tastes like the Atlantic Ocean but I just want to be done already, because we might’ve hit 6 minutes by now which is 23 minutes in “dick sucking” time.

He finally says “Oh shit baby, you about to make me cum” so I FINALLY get enthusiastic because I wanted to stop 5.582 minutes ago and it has only been six so far. He says, “I wanna cum on your face.” *Shit better for me because I rather wipe it off my face than feel that tingling sensation in my tongue all day* So I’m sucking, moaning, jerking, slurping, and angling my face to catch this cum and he starts squirming and warning me and then SCREAMS like a bitch! I know it’s time to put it on my cheek but the shit shot in my fucking HAIR so I jump up, not giving a fuck about his nut and run to the bathroom because this cum is going to make my hair hard! FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!