After getting his show Two and a Half Men cancelled last week and  ranting about his boss on the radio, Charlie Sheen spent all day Saturday conducting candid interviews  that aired Monday morning. So many great quotables from Sheen in these interviews that are sure to be repeated for a long time!

“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen… it’s not available cause if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and you children will weep over your exploded body.. Too much?”

“Everybody thinks I should be begging for my job back, and I’m just gonna forewarn them, that it’s everybody else thats going be begging me for their job back”

“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special”

“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total freakin’ rock star from Mars”

“People can’t figure me out, they cant process me, I don’t expect them to, you cant process me with a normal brain”

and if you havent had enought yet, here’s Charlie’s full interview with The Today Show. 

“Duh, Winning.” Props to Cinema Blend for the videos.