Valentine’s Day is also known as National Nookie Day. As long as you fellas stay away from getting these ridiculous items you’re bound to get some on the today!

Gas Station Flowers
Nothing says I love you like $10 flowers right? WRONG! Cheap flowers are the ultimate fail on Valentine’s Day. Spend a little bit of money and go to a real florist… you know the kind that specialize in flowers; not candy bars, gasoline, cigarettes, and/or liquor.

The UnbeWEAVEable Gift
If there’s one thing a man should NEVER buy his lady it’s hair products. You might as well get her a gift basket filled with deodorant and lotion. If you want to help her hair out just book her appointment, give her hairstylist the money, and keep it moving. No man should EVER gift a woman with a pack of weave.

Drug Store Gifts
Do yourself a favor and STAY AWAY from your local CVS, Duane Reade, and Rite Aid! For the sake of getting some, don’t purchase that stiff teddy bear or a stale box of chocolates.

Cheap Lingerie
Here’s Victoria’s Secret… those panties that are 5 for $25 are NOT sexy! Use your resources!! You’re in a store filled with women so ask for their opinion before you purchase your lady any undergarments. It may be uncomfortable, but trust me the end result is worth it.

The “Special” Meal
Nothing screams romance like asking the waiter what’s on the 2 for $20 menu. It may have been “made decent” in the @AsiaStarr video, but that is NOT cool on any other occasion. Especially not Valentine’s Day!

Words by Jazmyn Gilliard (@JazGill)